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Finally did it. 25 inflatable mattresses later and I’ve finally turned my apartment into a bounce castle.
The one good thing about an egotist. They don`t talk about other people.
Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired.
How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
I had been dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone! :O
But what if bygones want to be something else? ;)
A person soon learns how little they know when a child begins to ask questions.
I don`t work that hard, I just make everything look way more difficulat than it is...
A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them.
The key to a successful relationship: Tools > Internet Options > Clear history.
My business card is just a picture of me looking inside the fridge.
Go ahead, post sober. Ruin everything.
Time to walk the cow and milk the dog, Happy Hump Day!
SEX! Now that I got your attention. I just wanted to say, "Have a great weekend!"
Seeking one night stand. I might need two though, I do have a lot of books.