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Sometimes I speak in a different font but no one ever notices.
You will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Don`t look at me in that tone of voice...
If a bag is not resealable then it contains one serving. I don`t make the rules.
Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
I`m at my neighbor`s house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
The trouble with living alone is that it`s always my turn to do dishes.
Live For Today… Plan For Tomorrow… Party Tonight!
Why hasn`t anyone written a sequal song to "Jessie`s Girl" ... Where he discovers what an incredible high maintenance drag she is?
I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can`t have any more food and I`m never ready for that kind of commitment.
I don’t have a bucket list, but my f*cket list is a mile long.
I can`t turn water into wine, but I can turn vodka into dinner