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They say love is more important than money. I`d like to see them go and try to pay their bills with a hug.
If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together would they call it Amazon Web Services?
In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man.
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
I just scrolled so far back on Facebook`s Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. :(
When I`m on my death bed, I want my last words to be...."I left 10 million dollars in the..........."
likes to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I`ll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out.
The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart.
People should have to pass an IQ test to use the internet.
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
It`s never good when Human Resources sends you an email and the subject line is "Your Facebook Activity".
Apparently, "I Know" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed.
My exercise routine needs to include a little more than opening difficult pistachios.
If Milli Vanilli were to fall in the woods, would someone else make a sound?
I liked Hoarders much better when it was called Sanford & Son.