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WebMD needs to add the question "Have you eaten Taco Bell today?" when asking about stomach-related symptoms.
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
I`m introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.
Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant. Agree or nah??
Wouldn’t exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?
I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they`re way too big for him.
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
Mirrors don’t lie. And, lucky for me, they don’t laugh either.
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
I`m no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend.
Based on the number of smoke breaks they take, I’m pretty sure the only reason my co-workers have a job is to pay for their cigarettes.
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
Sometimes I think "Screw this ... I`ll just be a stripper!"
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
Dear wind, what has my hair ever done to you?