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Nothing makes me want to leave a website more than a pop-up window saying, “Are you sure you want to leave this page?”
My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
Apparently, I did not use enough a$$hole repellent today
I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
I`m pretty sure country music singers are all just the same guy wearing different hats.
Life is far too short to remove the USB safely.
When a cop asks you, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" It is never a good idea to respond, "Because my tires look like donuts?"
After opening this month`s electric bill, I am no longer scared of the dark.
Do you realize that Scrooge was essentially water-boarded into changing his outlook on Christmas?
Wow bro, that pot leaf tattoo on your neck really makes the colors of your Burger King uniform pop.
Just think how cold and snowy it would be WITHOUT global warming!
Ever notice your Christmas stocking has just enough room for chocolates and a bottle of wine. Coincidence? I don`t think soooo.
If opportunity doesn`t knock, build a door.
I know what I`m getting for Christmas ... Fat. I`m getting fat.
dreams of a better world... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned