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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain.
Grab the bull by the horns. The other end is too gross...
I am actually impressed by what Lance Armstrong has done. When I was on drugs, I couldn`t even find my bike!
There`s a reason why natural disasters have female names.
I hope someone drives slightly slower in front of you on a crowded highway and you can’t pass.
Had a pizza today without extra cheese. Dieting is hard
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
They`re teaching kids that abstinence is 100% more effective in preventing pregnancy than birth control, try telling that one to Jesus`s mother!
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot revenge.
Whenever I fill out a job application with a box for "Race," I add a question mark and then write, "Anytime. Anywhere."
“Latte” is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
I am absolutely a man of my word. Unfortunately, it just so happens that the word is "Unreliable".
Today, 2 year olds can unlock an iphone, open and close their favorite apps. All by themselves. When I was that age, I was eating silly putty.
I`m getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I`ve been to in the last week that`s had "insufficient funds".