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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
Advantage #46 of being single. I have entire closets that are completely empty.
I know it`s rude to ask someone about their pregnancy if you`re unsure, but my hubby looks about 4 months along & the suspense is killing me
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
I hate it when chicks wear pink camo. I`m like, "girl" where you hiding? Candyland?
I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
I think "Don`t Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills....
Ask me about my ability to annoy complete strangers.
No one`s going to do it for you. It`s up to you, to make naps a priority in your life.
Remember waffles are just pancakes ribbed for your pleasure
that awkward moment when a bug or fly lands on your computer screen in your first reaction is to scare it away with the cursor.
Life Lesson: Never ever, ever do anything you wouldn`t want to explain to a nurse in a busy ER.
"Woo, I`m on a roll today, baby!" -butter
You can get super human strength when put in life or death situations. Last night I uncorked a bottle of wine with my teeth during a tantrum...