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That awkward moment when you give the same Hallmark card two years in a row.
How to know you have a sunburn: Smack the spot. If you scream in pain, its a sunburn
Tequila... cuz the bed isn`t goin to spin itself!
FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
Yesterday was international ninja day and I didn`t even know. Well played ninja day, well played.
My kids keep bugging me about dinner, even after I keep telling them I already ate.
Man, that .01% of germs that can´t be killed by hand sanitizer must be some bad a$$ sh!t
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I swear my bed just whispered "Please Don`t go."
I was going to get a lot of stuff done tonight, but I didn`t. Because, you know...beer.
The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.
Sorry I said "Better you than me" when you showed me your baby.
Why is it that whenever you dial a wrong number, somebody always answers?
Instead of `What`s on your mind?` Facebook should say `Just relax on the couch and tell me all about your problems. Don`t worry, nobody will know`..
Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms.