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They should turn off Netflix at 1:00am for people with jobs and no willpower....bastards
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
Holy crap! I just realized that I´m still it from a game of tag in 1987.
I`m curious: Do girls shake the gasoline nozzle when they`re taking it out of their cars too?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
joined a nudist colony last week ... the first few days were the hardest!
The only time I`ve ever early to anything is when I`m dropping my kids off to be watched by somebody else.
Look, all I`m saying is that the dinosaurs didn`t drink alcohol and look what happened to them.
Judging from my last 5 relationships I am convinced my heart is trying to kill me
The color 9 is my favorite letter.
I`m Not Single. I am romantically challenged
Sometimes late at night.. I dig a hole in the back yard by lantern light.. Sure keeps my nosy neighbors on their toes.. :|
Chickens: The only animals you eat before they`re born AND after they`re dead.
The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.