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I got all my Christmas shopping done. Hope everyone likes bunny ears, ornamental grass, and discounted peeps.
Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old`s lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours.
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs..... But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
You’d think “attractive neighbor leaves curtains open” would appear in more real estate listings.
There`s no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
Isn`t it strange that bankruptcy attorneys don`t let you make payments....
You know you are getting old when people keep telling you how young you look.
Have you seen that new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4in of it. DO NOT carry it in your back pocket!
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
Why does Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell insurance. Is there something dirty about insurance we should know about?
If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don`t be open.
when god was giving out brains....you must have miss heard for trains..and missed your bugger
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.
Sex in the City is the prequel to The Golden Girls, right?
Why do they call it "Jew-ish"? Are they not Jew enough?