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That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor...And you don`t know whether to be proud or scared.
You never know what you are missing,until you clean your room.
I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive.
I am a little worried that every "evacuation route" sign is leading away from my house.
I`m lucky to be broke at a time when minimalism and sustainability are in style.
If women really knew what men think, there would be restraining orders on all men.
When I was young I could climb mountains, these days I have to steady myself to fart.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
Just once I’d like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter.
Here`s a list of the things I have to look forward to today: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Drinking after work
She looks like the kind of girl that brings a suitcase on the first date.
You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I`m telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours.
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
Just because I’m smiling, doesn’t mean I don’t want to hit you in the face.
If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up.