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Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
If you have a dog grooming business and it’s not called “Doggie Style” then something is wrong with you.
After watching copious amounts of crime dramas I`ve come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. Feeling much safer now.
My whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the sarcastic comment.
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
Best grilled cheese ever!! All I did was add a hamburger patty.
Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
You laugh because you think it’s a joke. I laugh because you think I’m joking.
I like it here because not only do I get to air out my dirty laundry, I get to see yours too.
was going to argue with you...but then I remembered I really didn`t care
Yelling "give me back my panties, you pervert" at joggers is a surprisingly effective way of encouraging them to run faster.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
Saw a brand new Prius totaled on my way home from work. Still had the window sticker. That would suck... Not to crash, but to drive a Prius.
Anyone know how much snow is too much snow not to go to the liquor store?