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Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
I`m not shy. I`m just being quiet because I know that if I open my mouth to speak, a flow of never- ceasing, insulting comment directed at you will immediately spew from within me.
Got suspended from Instagram for going on everyone`s food pics and posting the calories.
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
About 110,000 people contract chlamydia each month, more than signed up for Obamacare. Obamacare is less popular than chlamydia.
While most people are becoming older and wiser, I´m becoming older and better at making stuff up as I go along.
I don’t know how Godzilla doesn’t hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece.
I used to care what you thought of me, then I remembered what I thought of you.
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you’ve had?
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you`ll get what you want.
Your girl always on her knees. What she forgot she had feet?
Don’t let anybody push you around ... unless you’re in a wagon, cuz that is just plain fun.
How can society expect me to be a mature productive member of it I don`t even know if it`s spelled gray or grey
During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.