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The majority of life`s greatest lessons are learned while observing your drunk friends.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
No matter how busy a guy is, he can always take out a moment from his busy life to just stop and stare at a beautiful girl.
I`m hosting a wine tasting event in my home. Well, it`s not really an event. It`s just me and three bottles of wine. No one else is invited.
I went to the bank and said I`d like to open a joint account. They said "With who?" I said "Anyone who has a lot of money!"
Pizza gal reads my order back to me and says,"You have one large thick sausage, anything else?" With a smirk I reply,"Yes, I`d also like to order a pizza."
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
If you need time alone, announce that it`s time to clean the house.
I just got a paper cut opening a box of Pop Tarts. There will be no more fancy breakfasts around here.
The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.
To skip any youtube ad just change ‘youtube’ to ‘youtubeskip’ in the url of any video. You’re welcome.
My friend told me his girlfriend talks a lot in her sleep..Apparently "I know" was not the right answer...
I`m back in the HR office today. In my defense my coworker very plainly said "stick a fork in me, I`m done"
I am convinced God only created six days and the devil added Monday.
When my dog sniffs another dog’s poop I can only assume that it’s their equivalent to checking a friend’s facebook page.