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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
If you use karate instead of a knife your wife won`t ask you to cut the vegetables anymore
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee!
New documentary movie about white trash ... I only saw the trailer...
Ya know u would never know u where happy if u never had bad memory.
You should always love a woman for her personality. We have so many to choose from.
My mom always said that I`d never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her...
Ways to get to my heart: 1) food ... that’s pretty much it
Did you hear that? That was the sound of soccer being irrelevant in the US for another 4 years..
In grade school it’s called bullying but when you get older it’s referred to as upper level management.
Unless your kid`s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it.
Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.
A man is as faithful as his options
I don`t need WebMD to tell me what`s wrong with me, I have my mother.