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umm umm u know that school where i got the degree from
What number SPF blocks people?
I spend 95% of the time out of bed wishing I was back in bed
One man`s trash is another man`s profile picture.
I just ended a 5 year relationship. Luckily it wasn`t mine.
I bought my mother in-law one of those atomic clocks. I can`t wait for the alarm to go off.
Why does `beans` only mean secret when it`s "Don`t spill the beans?" Why can`t I say I have a dirty little beans to tell you?
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it, now I live in constant fear.
Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn`t that hungry.
What would I give the woman who has everything? Well, my phone number for a start.
My last request: At my funeral, someone come up at the end and padlock my coffin shut, just to freak everyone out.
I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.
I went somewhere earlier and saw a frog parked illegally and the poor thing got toad!!
Does this floor Iām laying on make me look unmotivated?
The new iPhone will have a finger print scanner. Or, in other words, Apple is about to amass the largest database of biometric data in the world. Iām sure the people of NSA are dancing like little school girls right now.