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I took a sexual harassment course yesterday...I think I`m going to be pretty good at it.
Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
My worst fear is seeing one of my statuses marked as "exhibit A"
Who the hell invented Bull Riding? "Hey, I`m gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"
If at first you don`t succeed ... run them over
Has anyone seen where I put my organizational skills?
I`m just doing what the beer tells me to.
Well, it`s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.
Why can`t someone look at me the same way I look at pizza?
Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7` to 10` tall.
Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice.
Abstinence makes the arm grow stronger ... at least one of them anyway.
Honking your horn is fun but rolling down your window and screaming “honk” at people is just way more satisfying.
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.