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Why is it that whenever there`s two women in a profile pic, the hot one is always someone else..?
World Cup Soccer? If I wanted to watch someone struggle to score for 90 minutes, I`d go watch some of my single friends at the bar.
You can`t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
Slutty girls are like Walmarts, everyone makes fun of them but when you`re inside one at 4am you think, i`m glad these are here.
"But why?" - Me at weddings
When I die I want Charlie Sheen’s life to flash before my eyes.
When you are dead, you don’t know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
This century is already 15% over.
Why is it so hard to find an exercise bike with a nice little basket where I can put my nachos?
“I wonder how much weight I’ve lost.” -Me, after eating one healthy meal.
They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I’m going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
My whole life is based on a true story...
Losing weight is not working for me, so I`m concentrating on getting taller.