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As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did New Years Eve and at the beginning add the word "stop."
When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life…
Stop complaining about being single on Valentine`s Day. We have bigger problems in this world. Like why McDonald`s doesn`t serve breakfast after 10.30
Google was first named, `BackRub`. If they hadn`t changed the name, we`d be saying, `I don`t know, go BackRub it.`
I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how`s your day going?
The most important part of being on a gluten free diet is telling everyone about it.
In a parallel universe calories are trying to burn people.
I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn’t find a close enough parking spot so I left.
So far the "couch" part of couch-to-5k is easily my favorite.
Stealing other people`s statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.
Tips for Guys on Valentine`s Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She`ll automatically list things she wants.
If Shakespeare is correct and "all the world is a stage" then I seriously would like to be in control of that trap door.