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Is it just me or does chocolate taste even better late at night, hence the the last four letters of the word chocoLATE?!
"5 React 2 Gum-- Experiences may vary. Stimulate your senses!"-- Same effect as LSD, but chewier.
So what if I`m single now ... I mean it can`t be that hard to boil toast, can it?
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.
The only thing worse than having it rain after you wash your car is have to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.
( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
Today, I`m really gonna give it my nothing
and alcohol are now friends.
Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
Beautiful people are more beautiful when surrounded by ugly people
Dear whoever is playing sweet child o` mine at 2:30 in the night at full blaring volume to disturb the whole neighborhood......NICE!
You care so much about me? Keep that sh*t to yourself i got my demons under control
When 12 year old girls call each other honey and sweet heart...
If you want to talk to me on the phone, I need at least three days notice.