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ah Saturday, where it`s socially acceptable to drink in the morning. ;)
On a scale from 0 to insane, I`m Batman!
My neighbor`s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
Crap, my Internet has been down for 4 days ...Probably because my neighbors moved 4 days ago.
My favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell`s Kitchen 3. Breaking bad
You are by far my smartest and best looking friend on Facebook.
I now have permanent vision loss due to excessive eye-rolling at stupid idiots.
Does anyone have plans to stare at their phones somewhere exciting this weekend?
I hope this snowstorm doesn`t impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online.....
They say a dog park is a great place to pick up girls. I don`t have a dog so I am walking around with a bag of poop so I won`t look weird.
It’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight..
I`ll CUT you...!!!!!!!!...... A slice of pizza, cause I`m a sharer:)
Porn can be so misleading. I quit my pizza delivery job after two days.
What`s with this `running with scissors` bullsh!t? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?