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finally got my certification in the mail, I`m officially insane.
I don`t always have awkward moments, but when I do I make sure I write them on Facebook so my friends know how awkward they were.
Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left by someone with an account balance lower than yours.
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
Without facebook: more sleep, less drama, and a life!
My favorite drink is the fullest one on the table.
is having one of those days where they feels like lighting someones face on fire and then trying to put it out with a fork
Free snow at my house. Shovel all you want!
Getting my kids to the airport always feels like I`m recreating the first 10 minutes of "Home Alone."
I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
Now accepting friends that live on a lake and have a boat and/or jet skis
Whenever I feel that someone is about to sneeze I yell “PIKA!” & they’re like “CHU!”. I don’t have any friends.
Im convinced that one day we will all live in the future.
Since joining Facebook, about 8 aggressive lampposts have walked up to me in the street and punched me in the face.
Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.