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Today`s big idea - Coffee eye drops
Light travels faster than sound.. That is why some people appear bright until they speak.
I am the bestest at the English language...
when i have children im going to make them watch 2012 and tell them i survived all of that.
Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I`m assuming it`s Monday.
People who live in bouncy castles shouldn’t throw darts.
I think I may have just inadvertently accomplished something!!!
I was halfway through a recipe when I read the instruction "Now chill in fridge for at least two hours". I only managed 30 minutes. I was freezing.
Pretty busy today. Was only able to check my phone 1400 times.
I say the things better left unsaid.
Celebrate Valentines Day responsibly, or you`ll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward
Ok Brazil, this would be a time when it`s ok to bite an opponent.
If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn`t, you should know that I ignored you first.
I hope daylight savings time hasn`t thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing.