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It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
Dear Mother-in-Law, Do not tell me how to handle my child, I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement.
If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
Alcohol doesn´t solve any problems ... but then again, neither does milk.
It`s funny to watch all these people Bumping Up their own posts.
Can I have a free unlimited day trial of being attractive?
The only part I like about doing laundry is saying I`ve got a big load
You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains. I wonder what the other half is for?
You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
I don`t like it here anymore. As soon as I find my pants, I`m leaving!
Well, just 8 more hours of Facebook and I can go back to bed. *phew*
For some reason I`m an extremely secretive person. Don`t ask me why
Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?" but they don`t stop long enough for you to reply!
Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me.