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Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.
Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.
The only reason I liked your post was because I was trying to clean a smudge off my screen.
After meeting me... my therapist is now in therapy...
Relationship status – table for one but drinks for two.
That awkward moment when a homeless person walks up to you at a Coinstar machine.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
I want to follow my dream, but i dont want to look like a stalker
I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it`s cold" could you tell me more about that
Life is hard, it`s even harder when your stupid.
It is amazing how quickly kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, dishwasher, or vacuum cleaner.
I was halfway through a recipe when I read the instruction "Now chill in fridge for at least two hours". I only managed 30 minutes. I was freezing.
I`m kind of like Hugh Hefner. Only without the mansion, the exotic cars, the girls, the magazine and the money. Basically, I`m just a guy in a bathrobe.
9 of 10 voices in my head telI me I `m crazy. One hums ...
Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn`t understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.