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If you think you`re bad with words, imagine the first guy to say "There there" when consoling someone
I hit a new low today and used a cheat code on Wii Fit
I have a coffee table in my house. It`s decaffeinated but you would never know it by looking at it.
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the "Like" button.
Care less and you’ll stress less.
Spoiler alert: I unplugged your fridge.
So, I hear Colorado`s population has increased 420%.
I work out ... Just kidding, I take naps.
I`m all for change as long as it doesn`t directly affect my routine.
Sometimes I just open up the cabinet and let the Tupperware hit me in the face on purpose.
Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day.
Beer is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
If it`s tourist season why can`t we shoot them?
This spider just got away from me because I made the classic villain mistake of telling him my whole evil plan before killing him.
what do you mean booze ain`t food!?