Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I can think of absolutely no acceptable situation where a grown man should be taking a bathroom mirror selfie.
FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
I used to dream about becoming an astronaut. Now I just dream that there`s still time before the alarm goes off.
’Friday’ is my second favourite word starting from the letter `F`. :)
Sometimes it’s just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge.
It`s a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves
I’m starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.
I don`t mind being wrong, as long as nobody knows.
If you`re stuck in the wild, rub two mozzarella sticks together to start a pizza.
If I knew how to backflip, I`d never walk anywhere.
Apparently, you shouldn’t ask your wife if she’s off her meds more than once a week…
I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
I paid My 11 year old $10 to do the dishes, then on her way to the bathroom I mugged her...because, you know, life lesson.