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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I am totally fleible.
Talking louder does not make you any less wrong.
All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
My support group can outdrink your support group.
Why do the people with the most annoying voices always appear to have the worst case of verbal diarrheal??!!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
You know that you have eaten way too much junk food when you start actually craving something healthy.
You call them “cuss words.” I choose to call them “sentence enhancers.”
Most meteorologists are men. That`s why when they say we`re going to get 6-8" of snow, we only get 2 or 3.
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
Note: the 5 second rule does not apply to soup.
The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it’s like excuse me, I’m working here.
Maybe I`m not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead. It`s pain only for others. It`s the same thing when you are stupid.
When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his happy place and throws it at the female octopus so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new happy place. If that isn`t the most epic way to tell someone to go $*&# themselves, I don`t know what is!