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thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when I’m sober.
Don`t worry. Your secret is safe with me. I wasn`t listening anyway.
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million.
What if aliens only abduct crazy people, because nobody will ever believe them?
Pro tip: when you`re watching a show like "my five wives" with your wife, don`t suggest potential additional wives.
I`m starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.
Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
I just bought Velcro shoes.... What a rip off!
Honking your horn won´t make them go any faster, but at least they´ll know that you´re an asshole.
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer? I don`t really know but when it megabytes, it megahertz
Started working on my taxes today and learned why the form is called 1040. For every $50 I make, I get $10 and the gov`t gets $40...
I think I bought just enough fireworks to get my neighbor to move.
Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
How can they have a Facebook group called Facebookers Anonymous? That`s like trying to hold a successful AA meeting in a bar.
That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.