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Ah Friday my second favorite F Word
Girl: What`s the plan, get me drunk and take advantage of me. Boy: Good, you`ve done this before
This day needs more tomfoolery!
For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats.
They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let’s now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
I have no super powers. I`m guessing I`m the villain.
If I’m not eating I’m most likely not happy.
I`m thinking about starting a vegetarian dance club... I`m going to call it "lettuce turnip the beets". What do you think?
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
If I didn`t drink, then how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
If a cop pulls over a U-Haul, he`s trying to bust a move.
I’ve found that the things I’m most interested in aren’t really in my best interest.
"You suck! No, you suck!!" - Two women in a threesome