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There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
Remember the good old days when LOL meant "Laugh out loud" and not "I can`t think of a good reply"?
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Something I never said as a kid: My book stopped working.
I`m "keeps a pair of underwear in the glove box because I don`t trust my farts anymore" years old.
Sorry, I didn’t get your message because I deleted it without listening.
Broke up with my girlfriend. She was into the horoscope stuff and we weren`t compatible. I`m a libra and shes a...b!tch
"I`m not drunk" - Biggest Friday Night Lie.
Having sex is like doing FRACTIONS... It`s IMPROPER for the larger one to be on top.
This silly farmers market doesn`t have any locally grown pizza.
If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for a week
You made several good points, and I understand that you are right, but the way you said it was so douchey I have to take an opposite stance.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
Who`s more foolish, a fool or the person who takes a fool`s advice?
I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said "No!". For one thing, we don`t have any kids...