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My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
I think on December 21 all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes just to make people flip out.
My imaginary friend is bullying me.
I got pulled over for drunk driving last night. In my defense I didn`t even know I was driving.
I’m really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta when cooking, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight…I got extra.
If there`s one thing in this world that everyone can agree on it`s... "Goonies never say die!"
It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I`m back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
I like to make up words just to keep my auto correct in check.
The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
Everyone is gifted......But not everyone opens their present
Some people are like Polaroids. You have to shake them violently before they make any sense.
When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you`ve been doing since you were 15.
I haven`t seen any new episodes of Gilligan`s Island in awhile... I hope they`re OK.
There is no such things as ghosts. I know, I asked Santa Claus
It truly bothers me how many people would marry someone just for their money. Because I`m trying to do that & you`re lowering my chances.