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Sadly no matter how hard you try, you can`t mail a fart. Too bad though, because this would actually make paying Bills a lot more fun.
I`m not sure why they gave all these other people cars.
The bible says you can`t buy your way into heaven but there isn`t a church in the country that won`t encourage you to try.
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining
Is a rivalry between two vegetarians still called a beef?
If I lived in England I would approach my boss on payday and say "pound me."
I did not say you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you`re thinking.
Just found out What the Braille on the drive-thru ATM actually says, "Move to the passenger seat"
Do handjobs from girls who speak sign language count as blowjobs
Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
You know it`s time to get a girlfriend when you masturbate in different positions
Since they`re loud and heavily scented already, Abercrombie & Fitch stores really are the ideal spot to go fart.
Guys, if a girl invites you upstairs for "coffee," first make sure she has coffee, you don`t want to get up there and there`s no coffee.
You know there was a time in my life where I just didn`t give a f#ck.....funny how it seems that much hasn`t changed from an hour ago!!
Bring a side? Like, of alcohol?