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Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today. I didn`t do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.
It`s the simple things that make me laugh....mostly you.
It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
I put ALL my eggs in one basket at the grocery store.... Today..!!
My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don`t want myself to know about.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Today is the 1st anniversary of the end of the world. Can you believe it`s been a year since the world ended? Time sure flies when it`s the apocalypse.
The "best part of waking up" doesn`t even make sense.
Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
Sleep is my drug, the bed my dealer, the alarm clock the police.
A few bad decisions really liven up a boring day.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn`t that hungry.
I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
take it easy and if it is easy take it home