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only fights if pillows are present.
It`s 2014, people. Isn`t it about time we put an end to all this `wake up in the morning and go to work` nonsense?
is a mystery you´ll never solve
Yes I admit I am a freak. Now, grab some whip cream, some feathers, handcuffs, blindfold, a whip and follow me into the kitchen.
The best way to make a bad day better is by adding alcohol.
Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what I’m talking about.
It`s not often you see a pink poo in your bowl & realize that not everything is edible from the sex shop
Even if your not successful in life , You are guaranteed to get two certificates
Here`s a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
I wish Facebook wasn`t the only place I could block people from my life.
I don`t need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
Porn is the one industry where segregating races, genders, sexual preference, is completely acceptable
I like to refer to myself as a "Second-hand Vegetarian". Animals eat grass. I eat animals.
It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from “this is the best day ever” to “I want to stab every person on planet Earth.”