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Never trust a person with only one Facebook photo of themselves.
A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, unless that medicine is insulin.
Thank God you`ve updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn`t tolerate more suspense.
Bathtub` spelled backwards is still `bathtub`. It`s not, but for a second there, you believed me.
Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
Kinda surprised I`m not an action figure by now.
I’m a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.
How to tell if your wife is mad at you - Step 1. She is
i hate it when other people hate the person i hate!!!
I`m sorry if I come across as crude, outspoken, and opinionated. That`s only because I am crude, outspoken, and opinionated.
eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
According to new research, too much sex can cause memory loss. Finally, something that explains my ultra detailed photographic memory.
The first guy who made fire by rubbing two sticks together probably did a lot of other weird sh!t.
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.
What if Justin Bieber is also Miley Cyrus? I mean have you ever seen them in one place at the same time?