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Just curious, when pirates use text, IM or twitter, do they used emoticons` like .) .P .D or .( or do they try to fool us by using the two eyed ones?
Yeah but why do they call him Bigfoot if both of his feet are the exact same size
The police never think its as funny as I do.
A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because we’re not looking at their faces ...
If at first you don`t succeed ... run them over
If I say “it’s a great day to be alive,” it’s because those are literally my only plans.
It’s only a matter of time until “Security Cameras of Wal-Mart” is a reality TV show.
when humans are in love they get butterflys...dose that mean when butterflys are in love they get humans!! :)
I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can`t flick your friends out the car window
How can I trust you when you keep running away every time I untie you?
Are you supposed to get an email that says “HAHAHAHAHA” after signing up for Match.com?
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be totally impossible!
I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife. the list of people I’m going to haunt grows everyday.
My dog is eating. I`m sitting next to her, staring intently at her, making her obviously uncomfortable. Yeah, how`s THAT feel, mutt?