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I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
You know something bad is about to happen when someone says "Hold my beer and watch this."
No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.
I am a very tolerant person until you think differently than me. Then I act like a spoiled little brat.
Netflix should double as a dating site and be like "here are 9 other singles in your area that watched LOST for the past 11 hours."
Do you ever go on youtube just to watch a music video then 5 hours later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe?
I was playing catch phrase with my family and the phrase I got was `pearl necklace` .. And then I ruined family time...
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they`re going to put you in one.
This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair.
Farts are just ghosts of things that we ate. ;D
Letting my dad play Angry Birds on my iPad is like showing a caveman fire.
Irresponsible is when your neighbor doesn`t pay their wifi bill.