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Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls.
Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
It hurts when you go to unfriend someone and you find they`ve beat you to it!
Facebook is the best place to say whatever you want. If it doesn’t go over well you can just say you were hacked.
If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes. Not the best idea a man ever had ;)
Alcohol goes in ... Happiness comes out.
Futons are the most disappointing Transformers ever.
Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
I can`t fall asleep because I am too excited for Christmas
LADIES: Not all men get into a relationship just for sex. Some just need a personal chef.
I learned two important lessons today. I can`t remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
Does the Lego movie come with a disclaimer "Some assembly required"?
Nothing is impossible.. Never Give Up.. I know a guy that once actually guessed correctly why his girlfriend was mad at him.. :|
Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked.
There are no absolutes in this world. Except vodka.