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Oh, you’re surprised I’m still single? I’m surprised you can dress yourself. So I guess we’re even.
I don’t care what the expiration date says, I have to smell it.
The human body is roughly 60% water. I`m not fat, I`m flooded.
I don`t understand no one has excepted my boiling water challenge
I use to be addicted to soap, but now I`m clean
I have one question about Insanity, "Are we there yet"?
To everybody that is single don`t worry you will have your day ... Palm Sunday is just around the corner
You had me at "I hate that b!tch too".
You know you`re broke when your Bologna Does Not have a first name!
Actually, I prefer to smile on the `inside`, then no one knows what you`re up to....
The guest of honour was a bit subdued. The Keyboardist was playing too softly for my liking. But it was a good turnout, lots of food and laughter. But break out into one choreographed `Thriller` dance routine and the crowd goes all apesh!t and tosses you out of the funeral home.
what is the difference between a Fly and a mosquito? ``A fly can fly, But a Mosquito can`t mosquito``
LOL` the biggest lie on the internet.
I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
A guy had his whole left side torn off, the doctor said he`s all right.