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Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
I wish common sense was more common.
once a homeless guy said to me `Hey you got a dollar` and I said `wow your absolutely right..with psychic powers like that I`m surprised your still homeless` got in my car and left..
If you were born in September, it`s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a BANG
Whatever it is ... I didn´t do it!
props to the parent at the mall that walked up afterward to ask santa what his kid wanted lol
I`m going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night.
The saddest thing about St. Patrick`s Day is taking down all my Christmas decorations.
Went to a nudest camp once and all I could think was.. these are the people you see dressed in Wal-Mart that you don`t want to see naked.
is wondering why books on "how to make women happy" arent displayed in the fiction section
You know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved about your spouse when first dating? Well, after 10 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as "motive".
A pretty important part of being a dad is waiting in the car.
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
Most people don`t realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!