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I don’t care if it’s 4 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
There`s no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
is in no shape to exercise
How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
I try to live every day as though it were my last, and who wants to do laundry on the last day they’re alive?
The right man breaks your headboard, not your heart.
I`m certain that the reason for Wasps, Hornets, and Yellowjackets was to remind grown men that they can still scream like a little girl.
Maybe the cost of a barrel of oil wouldn’t be so expensive if Donkey Kong didn’t waste thousands of them in the `80s throwing them at Mario.
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in
Help keep America beautiful. Stay in your house today.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Sometimes I buy huge pants and take a picture of myself holding them up just to feel like I lost a ton of weight.
99% of people are stupid. Luckily, I’m part of the other 2%
If my walls could talk, they`d probably say "stop running into me you idiot"
If you have to tell us that you`ve been going to the gym, you probably need to go more often....