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Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!
It hurts when you goto unfriend someone only to discover they beat you to it
Sorry for accidentally karate kicking you. Sorry for high-fiving everyone who saw it.
Hold that pose. My camera is ringing.
Ladies, when a creepy guy asks for your # and hands u his phone, text REDCROSS to 90999 so he`ll donate $10 to Disaster Relief.
If no one comes from the future to stop you, than how bad of a decision can it really be.
I`m not lazy. I`m just highly motivated to not do anything.
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
As it turns out, Iām not an afternoon person either.
If you want funny, get off Facebook and watch the news...
People were shocked when they found I wasn`t a good electrician. :-)
Guys be like, "Lets play 21 question." Girl: Ok, what`s your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so you a virgin?
Your girlfriend is rated E... For Everyone
So apparently I`ve been Googling `Asian Prom` this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren`t going to bang.