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The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
Never trust a person with only one Facebook photo of themselves.
I`m going to hell in every religion!
Please don`t post pictures of cats on my FB wall. I am allergic.
I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I`m not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
"Grapey." -me after every wine at the wine-tasting
What about a To-Don`t List?
The buses don`t go where you live do they.
Gaining weight while you owe me money is a big sign of disrespect.
I bet there`s a rapper trying to figure out a way to replace his teeth with LED lights
Facebook: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk post the world?
I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!
My 5 year old set up the lemonade stand all by himself and, while I`m proud of him, I doubt he`ll make a lot of sales in the backyard.
So many fun things to say ... too many relatives on Facebook to post!