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Give Me A Minute While I Pretend To Care!
It`s ok if you don`t like my personality,,, I`ve got others.
At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?
Please don`t hastag out loud...
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
if its got tits you will get nothing but trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes words just aren`t enough. And that`s why we have middle fingers.
He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
Q: What do you call apple-flavoured marijuana? A: iPot
If it doesn’t make you afraid to go to the bathroom the next day, it’s not really hot sauce.
Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say "Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."
i forgot how to put a status ... can anyone help me ?
Why does whoop-ass only come in a can?
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together
I hate it when people tell me I look young for my age because it implies my age is old.