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Please excuse me for talking while you were interrupting.
I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
Getting out of bed was my worst mistake today.
I`m not insulting you, I`m describing you.
Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired.
I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
Somewhere in America, a woman has a baby every 47 minutes. We`ve got to find this woman and stop her!
You`d think he`d be better at this with all the porn he watches
Rough day! I have now completed the top 6 things off my to-do list ... Time to go get another six pack I guess.
Sometimes I STOP when it`s not even Hammer time
I`d bite my nails less if there wasn`t always chocolate frosting under them.
What do women say when they are actually fine?
I`ve seen bride magazines but have yet to see "Eager Groom" magazines.
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
thinks it`ll just be my luck to win the Lottery tonight ...... and the world WILL end tomorrow!