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Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
I wear a ski mask to bed so if there`s a home invasion, the intruder will think I`m part of the team.
My tombstone will read I should have googled it first.
You have a point. It`s just not very sharp
I`m first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."
The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry’s in the oven. I’m going to bed.
If you were a Pokemon, I`d choose you.
I just ate what I thought was a feta cheese crumble from my salad off my shirt. Turns out it was deodorant. So how`s your day going?
Felt like being Bad today, like an Outlaw Bad, felt like doing something illegal, so I ran through the house ripping off all the Mattress Tags..... Come and get me Coppers, but you won`t take me alive.......................
He who laughs last didn´t get it.
Even when I change my mind, it still doesn`t work any better.
No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a break and enter.
"User Friendly" is just another way of saying stupid.......
If you`re ever worried there`s an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. If no one laughs, there`s no one there