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It’s ok if you don’t agree with me. I can’t force you to be right.
If you could have all of Bill Gates` money or world peace, what colour would your Lamborghini be?
This complimentary lemonade at the doctor`s office tastes funny.
Did you know that if you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman.
I think Tampax and Hershey`s should get together and offer a super pack....
I get you, anti-evolution people. I`m too lazy to learn science too.
So many people are making history right now. but me, I`m deleting history from my browser.
My bucket list: 4 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits. Extra crispy.
I try to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
Trust me, I am a liar.
I would be a terrible stalker because A) I`m not motivated enough B) You would always hear the rattle of peanut m&ms behind you.
I`m so lonely that my cat owns a cat.
Never look directly at the people having a sizzling plate of fajitas delivered to their table... It’s what they want.
Don`t feel bad if you don`t enjoy my posts. The important thing to remember is that I do. I enjoy all of them. That`s what matters.
Never marry a tennis player " love means nothing to them "