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Corduroy boxing gloves deliver the best punchlines.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become
Anyone else ever thought about farting into one of those plastic cylinders at the bank drive-thru?
I got kicked out of the public swimming pool today. Apparently the `Breast Stroke` wasn`t what I thought it was.
I just used the self checkout in Walmart without needing assistance and they made me district manager.
Best grilled cheese ever!! All I did was add a hamburger patty.
Studies show that if you begin a sentence with "studies show," the internet will believe you.
Do gun manuals haue a trouble shooting section?
The only charities I`ve donated money too recently are covered in glitter and dance to bad music.
My life is a constant battle of preventing my muffin top from becoming a pound cake.
If I had a nickel for every time I`ve misplaced my keys, there`d be a jarful of money I would also have to look for
A real friend is someone who knows how damn crazy you are... But is still willing to be seen out in public with you.
I just don`t think a partridge in a pear tree would make a great gift
I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing.