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It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop. He just sat there drinking his coffee. Like a psychopath.
I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
Don´t worry ... It only seems kinky the first time.
I really would like to take a yoga class. But I really can`t trust my farts.
If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects then how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.
Just when I think my confidence couldn`t be shakier, some shitty website tells me I have a "Weak Password"
I heard she was born naked!! That slut!
My lucks so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying.
When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in til noon, because I’m a problem solver.
Maybe this comment wont be important for you guys here. Some of you will ignore it, most of yall wont bother to read and it`ll go unnoticed along with some others. maybe I`ll be criticized for this but I just want to let yall know I`m selling potatoes
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
I hope this coffee gives me the energy to look busy all day.
After Monday and Tuesday... even the week says WTF!
Ok a$$hole, just go around me. I`m already doing 30 over the limit, I`m not speeding up. Stupid car with your stupid flashing lights