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I gotta ask you a sirius question....do you know the muffen man
I`ve disappointed a lot of people in my life, you`re not special.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
I saw a girl being irresponsible texting while driving and it really ticked me off.....So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don`t Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.
I bought my mother in-law one of those atomic clocks. I can`t wait for the alarm to go off.
The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin McAllister because I`m always going home alone
whoever said that there are no stupid questions was stupid
May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard.
heyy lol
What idiot called it a driver`s test and not a Game of Cones?
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I bought a book on eBay called, "How to scam on eBay". That was 2 months ago, and it`s not arrived yet
In your face with a can of mace, make you cry all over the place!!