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i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card
Can you imagine if Facebook just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun/
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
I don`t exactly have a "to do" list. I have what you might call "If I ever log off Facebook and feel like getting around to doing it" list.
Sö î hèãrd ÿôu lìkê gùÿš with ácçeñts?
In all my years, I have never finished a pencil.
Alcohol: Because no good story starts with “So this one time I was eating a salad….”
Sometimes there just aren’t enough curse words.
A woman that doesn`t ask for nothing deserves everything
that annoying manager who thinks they are god ... you are not ... you are a douche box
This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT! :)
Really offended that these microwave instructions told me to turn my burrito over gently like I don`t treat every burrito with the utmost respect
I bet if we all threw our problems into a big pile, we’d see everyone else’s and scramble to get ours back.
Never change. Unless you’re an a$$hole. Then you should probably change a little.
I used to be poor. Then I bought a dictionary, and now I`m impecunious.