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My hatred for Nicki Minaj probably stems from my fear of clowns.
I don`t have to run faster than the lion, I just have to run faster than you.
People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I`m cute, I would have 1 dollar ... thanks mom.
I`m kinda like an onion, not in some deep I have layers way, but if you see me naked, you`ll cry.
If I haven`t offended you, just scroll thru my timeline. It`s in there.
If your drug dealer is always on time he is a cop …
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
The Bible is Christianity’s Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors.
If each day is a gift, I wonder where I can return monday.
The worst form of Alzheimer’s is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer.
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....