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I shouldn`t play with Legos!? It says "Ages 7 & Up". 30 is higher than 7. Instead of calling me immature, you need to go take a math class.
I told my psychiatrist that I`ve been hearing voices. He told me that I don`t have a psychiatrist.
Find a penny pick it up and all day long you`ll have good luck. Or some kind of virus because pennies are dirty and gross.
Legos are practice for when you get older & buy Ikea furniture
I am not as think as you drunk I am
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn`t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It`s causing quite a stir...
The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.
I will resolve to spend less time on Facebook..............ok, got that one out of the way.....................
Don`t get into a relationship with someone unless they love you as much as Kim Kardashian loves Kim Kardashian.
It`s not my official job but basically all I do is piss people off.
That awkward moment when kids see a toy they want on TV but the can`t get it because their parents must be 18 or older.
Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button.
We think therefore we must be, but are we?
Being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad.
If Milli Vanilli were to fall in the woods, would someone else make a sound?