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A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When i quized him on it, he reckoned he could stop aaaany time . . . .
Sometimes I get nervous I haven`t done anything with my life. But then something good comes on TV, and I`m OK.
There are so many scams on the Internet now these days, but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them.
So far my Christmas shopping has involved buying myself presents, so I`d say it`s been a success.
Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you’re the crazy one.
Thought of the day! Calling me a crazy bitch will only encourage me to prove you right...
my phone battery lasts longer than relationships this days !
Dr. Seuss could have been the greatest rapper ever.
Sometimes just to annoy my therapist, I ask him, "So how does my lack of progress make you feel?"
Auto correct changed "group hug" to "grope hug" and I`m not in charge of the team-building exercises any more.
I don`t think I can call myself an adult until I can accept the fact that "dry clean only" is not a dare.
I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
Most people don`t realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
I thought we had nothing in common until I saw you buying 3 margaritas at a time.
When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.