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lol <- looks like a stick man drowning. lol
Can`t wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time.
"Waiter, I`d like to send this back" -m`am, I believe that`s your husband.
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
Some marriages end up fine, the others last forever.
People with pierced nipples have no excuse for losing their keys.
Can someone`s face be a pet peeve?
Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.
I need a Shazam app for people I`m supposed to recognize but can`t remember
I can almost always tell when dinosaurs in movies aren’t real.
Been there, done that. Hypothetically
Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!
Don`t judge a man by how low his pants hang below his a$$...just kidding, that`s a great reason to judge someone.
For many people, "live and learn" is one task too many.
Facebook should make it to where it says, `Went from being in a relationship` to `Problem solved.`