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What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)
With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.
I think the tie was invented by someone who wanted to express how he felt about work but thought an actual noose was too obvious.
The problem with working from home is the absence of sexual harassment.
I hate it when I put a status and you don`t like it,example this one.
loves driving down the road and just waving at random people like you know them!:D
This Halloween, the only Candy I`m interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn`t easy.
I`ve never watched a clown apply makeup but I imagine the process is similar to that of a Kardashian.
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.
I need a new bad decision.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
Stop undressing me with your eyes!...Use your teeth!