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Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
umm umm u know that school where i got the degree from
I`m actually a pretty normal person when you ignore the faint cries for help coming from my basement..
I had a terrible dream about mufflers and now I`m exhausted.
A man in front of me at Walmart is buying a pregnancy test. I bet this is the one time in his life he wishes she had sent him for tampons!
If the shoe fits, wear it. Unless they`re not yours. But you can still were them. It`s just a road test, after all.
That awkward moment when you`re telling the truth, but start laughing like crazy and everyone thinks you`re lying.
When in doubt, procrastinate.
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
received a call saying that my son had been lying in school, and was being expelled. I don´t have a son. That kid is one damn good liar.
If you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too.
I wish people`s voices actually sounded the way they do when their spouse or partner imitates them during an argument.
You wanna know where I`m ticklish? Hawaii.
I`m at that "licking peanutbutter off a spoon" time to go grocery shopping point....
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.